1. drakesquad:

    tuggywuggy:

    drakesquad:

    i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

    This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

    so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

    (via losinglara)

     

  2. My little cousin is the cutest thing.
    He found a coke bottle with my name on it then asked my auntie “how do coke know Abi?”

     
  3. scarletestelle:

    THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

    (via goddammitgandalf)

     

  4. reichenbackdatassup:

    wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

    "if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

    then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

    (Source: spockdarlin, via vanilllabear)

     
  5. apostcardtome:

    disneywalnut:

    g-retchenwieners:

    brititch:

    loveabovelooks:

    this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

    the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

    omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

    NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

    THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

    (Source: memewhore, via losinglara)

     
  6. #ootd #leggings #vest #simple #i #love #my #cape #fashion #derp #face #selfie

     
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  8. hatsumiyo-momichi:

    jethrocane:

    summer-band-dreams:

    ninthdoctorsbutt:

    jethrocane:

    LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF

    I BOUGHT IT

    MONTHS AGO

    TRIED IT ONCE

    I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE

    IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER

    IT GOT ON EVERYTHING 

    IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY

    I THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT

    AND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

    HOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

    I READ THE DIRECTIONS

    AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHT

    I COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONE

    TURNS OUT

    YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRST

    WAIT FOR IT TO DRY

    COMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)

    IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOW

    AND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)

    AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESS

    AND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALM

    IT WAS A MIRACLE 

    THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BEST

    IT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIME

    IT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHING

    AMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY IT

    NO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME

    AS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY

    THIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING

    IF YOU RUB TOOTHPASTE ON YOUR LIPS IT COMES OFF EASIER

    YES THIS IS A GOOD TIP I HAVE HAD THIS EXPERIENCE

    GIVE IT A LIL SCRUB WITH THE OL’ PEARLY WHITE RUB A DUB DUB

    IT WILL COME OFF

    IT WILL DO AS YOU COMMAND

    THIS MAKEUP   O B E Y S

    IT   S T A Y S

    you guys are really good at this promoting products thing, I really would buy the hell out of this

    (via hands0me--jackass)

     
  9. nonbinarypunk:

    There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 

    If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

    (Source: 2pacmadaddy, via pornstardrew)

     
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