1. thekatitube:

    DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

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  3. There are more and more flowers and ties every single day. (Mine’s the proper tie, I’m old.)

     
  4. I finally decided to start taking photos, considering this is my last show 😥

     
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  6. I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

    adventureathlete:

    thattallsummonerguy:

    olisaurusrex:

    true-blue-brit:

    I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

    It’d bring me great joy.

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    I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

    ready when you are

    Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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    I’m 6’4”
    228 pounds
    and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
    Just in case you are looking for variety.


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    what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

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  7. cishetofficial:

    for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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    (Source: neoharuka, via towblerone)

     

  8. danielmcbatman:

    • Abraham Lincoln never fought vampires or zombies 
    • Adolph Hitler was not machine gunned to death in a movie theater in Paris
    • Marty McFly did not invent Rock and Roll
    • Richard Nixon never dispatched Dr. Manhattan to end the Vietnam War

    You never complained about these changes to history, so shut the fuck up about a black man playing a fictional spy, you idiotic, racist pricks. 

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  9. kismesister:

    friendlytroll:

    mamasam:

    stopthatimp:

    nani was NINETEEN and such a fucking badass who was so protective of lilo and just ROLLED with aliens being a thing towards the end of the movie. #1 Disney relative of all time.

    I have honestly been waiting AGES for the right gifset to express the wonderful perfection that is Nani. She is not only protective of Lilo, she respects the way Lilo’s imagination and quirkiness works.

    Pudge the fish got a peanut butter sandwich every Thursday. Nani does not argue the logic of feeding him, only suggests an alternative sandwich when they are out of peanut butter. Lilo was allowed to take as many photos of whatever mundane or odd subjects as she wanted and Nani would get them developed. Nani recognized what were important habits for Lilo.

    When Lilo asks for a pet lobster, Nani does not tell her that lobsters are not pets. She tells her, “We don’t have a lobster door, we have a dog door.” She makes sure the woman at the pound does not tell Lilo that “Stitch is not a real name”.

    NANI SPENDS THE ENTIRE MOVIE MAKING SURE THAT LILO NEVER FEELS LIKE HER IDEAS ARE WRONG.

    The only time we truly see Nani get angry with Lilo is when she is scared of Lilo being taken away. Nani spends the entire movie stressed out over taking care of her sister, trying to find a job, trying to make sure her sister has a friend, and yet she is always willing to put that extra effort, over and over again, to make sure that Lilo always believes that anything is possible.

    This is a great moment because she probably *remembered* that Lilo said this once. And you know what? Shes not ending this day by letting her little sister think this is her fault. She’s not having an easy time trying to be a parent, but she knows none of this is her sisters fault, and shes not going to let her think it is. 

    And half of her terror of losing Lilo isnt even just losing her family; its knowing that wherever Lilo goes, they won’t know how to do these things. They won’t understand her. 

    What a good movie. 

    Casual reminder that the reason Lilo obsessively feeds the fish is because her parents died in a rainstorm and she firmly believes Pudge controls the weather. If you pay attention to the feeding sequence you will notice that storm clouds recede and dissipate, a visual narrative that confirms this.

    It’s not just a habit. It’s a very real part of Lilo’s healing process and Nani understands that.

    Also if you pay attention to Nani’s room you’ll notice she had surfing posters and trophies. She was very much on her way to being a pro surfer but had to give it up to become the adult Lilo needed her to be.

    And not ONCE does Nani show her sister any resentment. It’s worth it to keep her family together. This is a young woman who is willing to sacrifice all of her dreams and make incredibly grown up decisions.

    What I am saying is Nani is the best disney princess of all time. Disney Queen even.

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  10. celestia:

    once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

    (via coffeeandstuff)