1. Party!

     
  2. surprisebitch:

    bottom-bitch-barnes:

    d-o-r-ia-n:

    little-crazy-misha-minion:

    thereaintnorestforthefandoms:

    queen-of-the-rising-demons:

    The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

    This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

    oh

    Oh God…

    OHH

    BRUH

    HEADCANON ACCEPTED

    (Source: georgies-closet, via guitaringchris)

     
  3. sociopathslikecatstoo:

    pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

    ultrafacts:

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    Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

    let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

    so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

    but you’d kind of expect all that right

    but then I started to notice something kind of weird

    there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

    so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

    "google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

    google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

    and actually listened to it

    AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

    (via losinglara)

     

  4. tylerslittleshit:

    tylerslittleshit:

    english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

    everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

    (via martingayman)

     
  5. tooleztofunction:

    This scene was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.

    (Source: mywordsaremyarmor, via myswordandcrown)

     
  6. Bae, what u doin.

     
  7. In 10 years I have never seen my cat eat human food when offered. (Yes it was completely cold. Yes she actually liked it.)

     
     
  8. WHAT IS THIS THING YOU CALL ‘SELFIE’?! - the cat.

     
  9. Had a wonderful couple of days with the papa bear, but in all honesty, I’ve missed my mom so much. Never realised all the stuff she has to do until I’ve had to do it!

     
  10. Woo!